Christmas Cookies from Kari

Merry Christmas to all. It has been a while since writing but the Christmas cheer has got me in the mood and I did want to pass along a recipe for cookies that I just received from Kari Cole – my boss now by the way! So if you are up to baking here goes one hell of an interesting formula. This comes from the kitchen of a world class chef mind you. Just one word of caution – bake at your own risk. Author does not endorse eating these things as published:

 Kari Cole’s Christmas Cookie recipe

Happy holidays!! I wanted to share my favorite cookied recipe with you……

Tequila Christmas Cookies:

Ingredients you will need:
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle tequila

1. Sample the tequila in a large glass to check quality.
2. Take a large bowl, and check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the
highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
3. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
4. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
5. At this point, it’s best to make sure the tequila is still OK, so, try
another cup.
6. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
6. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
6. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.
6. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
6. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
6. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
6. Check the tequila.
6. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
6. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
6. Greash the oven.
6. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the
dirty stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!

So there you have it. Now just to set the record straight I have not yet tried these cookies but just give me a while and we’ll see. Merry Christmas to all and this coming year will be the best one yet!